Friday, December 26, 2008

The Masterstroke of Pakistani Army

I have no idea how we (India) always find classically fooled by Pakistan again and again? The Mumbai attack and the politics that followed is very well executed plan of Pakistan Army and we dumb Indians always find ourselves at the receiving end. Not only that we were criminally unprepared for the genocide that these Muslims unleashed in Mumbai, the responses to these ghastly murders are imbecile and lack ingenuity or statecraft. One of the Muslim cabinet minister speaking his ‘mind’ (it is so obvious that he was paid by Saudis!) is like icing on cake for highly incompetent and useless government headed by an equally retarded Prime Minister.

Let’s first dissect the situation in India. It was surprising to see that Indians were surprised with the attacks on Mumbai. We are having bomb-blasts practically every month in each and every major city in India. Even a retard could figure out that Mumbai is the next target and yet, both the state government as well as central government was dumbfounded with the meticulous execution of the attack. Bunch of clean shaven fanatics from other side of the border systematically butchered hundreds of people in plain sight and it took us three days to put them down.

But fear not, we are going to be world super power soon. A baloney that only balloon headed Indians can believe in!

Of course, politicians know better. They knew that within a month things will go cold turkey. People will forget about everything. There will be few protests (as BAL Thackeray correctly said that the protesters were probably protesting against their party place- Taj and Oberoi – being not open for New Year party!) and after that there will be deathly silence. The government will go about doing usual business of not doing anything until the next attacks when the whole drama will be recreated again.

In recently concluded state election Congress party won two states. The press went gaga over the fact that terrorism didn’t play any role in deciding election. Well, if that’s true then it’s in fact a tragedy of gigantic proportion. In spite of hundreds of thousands of innocent Indian citizen getting butchered by the nation of Pakistan, our oblivious public is not asking hard questions to the ruling party. That’s bad. That’s really really bad. We should brace ourselves for more attacks now. Because a nation sleep walking through killing fields of their own kith and kin deserves nothing better.

Now about Pakistani army - it’s a well known fact that whether they are officially in power or not, they are the one who govern this failed state of Muslim fanatics. The façade of democratically elected government is a joke. For example, the current so called President – Asif Ali Zardari – pleaded insanity in the court as recently as year ago. In short, we have an officially declared retarded person at the helm of a virulently Muslim fanatic society. So anything that this nutcase or his equally doorknob prime minister says is absolute garbage. They have no idea about what the fuck’s going on! They are clue less as well as shit less. Taking them with even pinch of salt will be too much. The real actor is Pakistan Army and its current chief – General Kayani. All though our beloved dictator Mr. Musharaff retired peacefully, the army is still running the show in Pakistan. The spectacularly successful attacks in Mumbai are going to pay them huge dividends. In fact, mother of all dividends.

Currently they are getting squeezed harder than the squash by American army. American army already bombing shit out of terrorists through un-manned Drones have started going into Pakistani territory for military operations. That means American army is violating sovereignty of Pakistani land and rightly so. All the bombast as well as hoax threats that Pakistani army regularly issues to their spine-less neighbors, are worth nothing against American army. Because by openly intruding Pakistani land American army made a statement that they don’t give a zilch about Pakistanis anymore. Plus the new administration has openly stated their disdain for Pakistani army. Now if I were in Pakistani army, that’s scary.

Apart from this worrisome development, Indian government as well as Indian intelligence is building huge infrastructure in Afghanistan. (This is a crown of Indian strategy planning. Kudos to brave people in Indian Intelligence community) The old fears of India encircling Pakistan from all sides are coming into fore once more. All most all of the Afghani government officials are educated in India and they are not only staunchly pro-Indian but they hate Pakistan more than Indians do. So even on Afghan front Pakistani army is finding itself increasingly impotent. The only weapon they have in arsenal to counter both American as well as Indian influence is Taliban. And that’s not slowing down the major strides the Indians and Americans are making. In such situation the only thing these cowards can do is to go after soft targets –that is, innocent Indian citizens. Because these bastards know that Indian ruling class are ball-less and Indian society suffers from short-term memory loss. And so far the attack on Mumbai is doing wonders.

Right after the attack the whole of Pakistani political class started shedding crocodile tears. They started showing solidarity with India. This was just to show that the attackers had nothing to do with Pakistan. I mean, common, who’s going to believe that? All the terrorists’ links always circle back to Pakistan. They have become one stop mall for all terrorist needs. Of course, Pakistani political class knows this. So in second part they started telling the whole world that India is getting to ready attack Pakistan. In short, India is the bully and Pakistanis are the peace loving tree-huggers. Then there were alleged threatening calls from Indian defense minister (that guy can’t even summon his balls at his service, forget about him threatening Pakistan!) and alleged air space intrusion by Indian Air Force.

In the mean time, Americans scared of Mumbai incidence getting repeated on New York Streets was tightening screws on Pakistan. So Pakistani army started telling Americans that in the face of imminent danger from India they gonna have to move troops away from Afghan border to Indian border. In short the operation that they were helping Americans in capturing terrorists will have to go on hold for now. Bingo! With stakes at the center, this master stroke made sure that Americans will be involved between India and Pakistan, something India steadfastly refused to allow.

Basically, without facing any danger from moronic Indian leadership Pakistani army gave a check mate to both India and America. Plus, they managed to give breathing space to Taliban on Afghan border. They killed innocent Indian civilians which I am sure the whole of Pakistani nation celebrates. Pakistani army showed who’s daddy in Pakistan and we are back to square one. An Islamic terrorist infected chronically failed state that possesses nuclear weapon and is governed by army of religious zealots.

Oh and we should definitely tour Pakistan for Cricket and allow them to play for IPL and ICL. Plus we should certainly allow their singers to sing in India. What’s 170 killing has to do with them? We got a billion more!

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